Thursday, January 31, 2008

Pretty In Pink

One of the upcoming Sunwell bosses is a pit lord by the name of Brutalicus. Let's take a look at him shall we?
Well, he certainly looks big and mean. Now imagine what I suspect will be a common error. In a simple typo error it's entirely possible to mistake his name as Brutalicious. These days whenever I think of the suffix -licious my brain goes to the song Fergalicous because they repeat -licous so many times. It's quite maddening, but I digress. Let's see what would happen if we combined the boss with the song.

When you think about it, that's not such a bad idea really. He could get reskinned pink and have some very shiny finery on his person. Let's go one more and give him abilities that reflect this new change. For one, let's make his primary move a big slam with his gold studded forelegs. We could name it "24 Carat Crush". Sounds fun, doesn't it? Let's not forget that a pop star isn't a pop star without back up dancers, so let's bring in some adds as well. We could make it a dance-off type fight where all the adds must be engaged at the same time while following some sort of Dance Dance Revolution style choreography or else Brutalicious gains a buff called "Lord of the Dance" that increases that damage done by his Crush move.

I would love to see that.

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