Nerd Pickup Lines

Nerd girls exist right? I'm pretty sure that's the case. What I was thinking was a clever way to determine if the girl you're trying to woo is another person of science. As such, some nerd pickup lines.

Chemistry
Hey baby, what say we make like atoms and form a covalent bond?

Yeah, I'm a lot like oxygen. I like bonding with two atoms the most. Bring your friend.

Electricity
You look like an unfluxed inductor to me. What say we go to my place so I can turn you on and make the current flow.

Sure I've got protection. See? I'm connected to ground.

Coding
I've set up a while loop that won't stop until tomorrow, just like me.

So after compiling some python what say we go for some java?



In retrospect, I think I've figured out why I'm single.