Blargh Blargh Honk Honk

Yes, that's an RvB reference. I'm so topical and "in" with current trends. I should hold a parade for some random and yet undisclosed reason! Then again it'd just be me walking down the street with some stick such as a ladle pretending it's a baton.

Anyways, today I shall regale you with this week's summary of random thought bubbles I've had. Maybe this time I'll be funny. Maybe. Let's get started.

Cars are an interesting thing. During a sunny day in traffic it's possible to see that guy in the car behind you via the rear mirror. I wonder if people do anything random with the intent of confusing the person watching through said mirror. Maybe they would be headbanging/rocking out while in actuality listening to NPR. I would probably do such a thing.

Another thing about drivers. You know those folks that crank their rap music (it seems to always be rap) so loud that the car vibrates with the beat? Just once I want to see a guy driving that vibrating car to some classical music like Bach or Beethoven. That's would make my day.

Kidz Bop is odd. Why do they have an entire franchise with commercials about little kids not even into puberty singing songs about heartbreaking romantic entanglements, getting booty, and hitting the party hard? Better question, who's buying the albums to keep the franchise running?

I want to see Bill Cosby in something like Smackdown. I can see it now: "I may not have the muscles, Hulkster, but this 70 year old's still spry enough to make you need to eat your Jell-O through a tube.".

I passed one of those religious soapbox types on the sidewalk an hour or so ago. He had chalk messages on the ground promoting tolerance and whatnot. What got me was the zealot yelling at a guy who shared the religion, but disagreed on some finer points by calling him a "wanna-be" and such despite the chalk writing. I don't think I'll entirely understand these people.

I've come to the conclusion that a blog is essentially a public diary. Why have I not capitalized on this? "Dear Blogger, today I met a new boy. He's so cute. After making out under the bleachers during homeroom he said he'll never leave me. Sure all my past boyfriends said the same thing, but this time it'll work out! A guy nicknamed "Shiv" with a pierced tongue and partial face tattoos would never do me wrong! Never! He's clearly a realer man than anyone I've met before."